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Gregg “Opie” Hughes Says He’s Done With Sirius Satellite Radio

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Opie & Anthony radio star Gregg “Opie” Hughes said he is leaving satellite radio. On Thursday morning the radio legend said that once his contract is over with Sirius XM Radio he will walk away from satellite radio.

I need to do something new. I’ve been doing radio since I was 19-years-old. I’m out of here. Once this contract is over I’m gone.”

Then Opie told a caller that he has made enough money that he never has to work again. That may have been said half jokingly, since the radio duo signed for a much discounted salary in their 2-year contract in October.

The show has not been shy to share their displeasure for their employers Sirius XM Satellite. They’ve gone on the airwaves to expose the broken promises by management, the strict rules that discourage creativity, the lack of support by Sirius, and an overall under-appreciation of the hit show.

Hopefully this is just Opie waking up on the wrong side of the bed and not actual feelings. It would be sad to see a radio institution like the Opie & Anthony Show come to a close.

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17 February

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13 January

Walt Clyde Frazier On Opie & Anthony

Clyde “The Glide” Frazier was in studio with Opie & Anthony on Tuesday morning to promote his new book, which is actually an old book, “Rockin’ Steady: A Guide to Basketball & Cool.” The NBA legend brought his swagger, outlandish fashions, and basketball insight to the show.

Opie broke the ice with a very cerebral question to the NBA Hall of Famer – “Those old school basketball shorts were tight. How did u keep your balls from falling out of your shorts?”

Jim Norton got the interview back on track by asking Frazier if the older players are jealous of how much money the current players’ make, Clyde responded by saying, “Yes, I believe that probably 80-90% of older players are jealous. The current players are making Monopoly money. A lot of younger players don’t know the history of the game.”

Gregg “Opie” Hughes asks Clyde about the current New York Knicks and when will they be good again, “We’re blending into one right now. Amar’e Stoudemire is a good influence on the younger guys on the team. Raymond Felton is orchestrating the offense. They shortened the rotation to eight players and their starting to get chemistry.”

Jim asks if the younger players respect him, Clyde says, “Yes, they call me legend.” Norton then asks, if the women are still responding, “Sometimes,” Frazier hesitantly responds.

Norton then asks, “What do you miss most from your playing days?” Clyde responds “the camaraderie and challenge of being a hero every other night. I miss all the B.S. that goes on in the locker room.”

Opie says it was a shame that Clyde couldn’t end his career in New York, in which Frazier says, “Yea they traded me to Cleveland, basketball Siberia, but it was good in one way, in that it prepared me for life after basketball. I wasn’t in the glitz of New York City. I learned to stay in more and settle down a little.”

The boys asked The Glide what he does now that he’s retired, Frazier replied “Well I live in the U.S. Virgin Islands. I have a house in St. Croix. I enjoy gardening.” Opie interjects, “You grow the *makes inhaling sound*?” Clyde responds, “Marijuana?” Then everyone erupts in laughter. “I grow a lot of things, mangoes, oranges, fruit trees. The weather is great so everything grows there,” Frazier said.

No play for Mr. Gray.

They discuss how Frazier has no gray hair because he is a spokesperson and user of “Just For Men” with New York Mets former player and announcer, Keith Hernandez. Anthony finally speaks and it’s a good one, “Jimmy uses Just For Trannies.”

Frazier says that the toughest player to go against was Earl “The Pearl” Monroe. “Monroe was the only player that I had nightmares about. I knew what Oscar Robertson was going to do, try to be physical with me. I knew that Jerry West was going to use his quickness against me, but Monroe had it all. I never knew what Earl was going to do, I don’t think Earl knew what Earl was going to do. I really respected him, so when he came over to the Knicks it was easy to play with him. We were unequivocally the best backcourt of all-time.”

When asked who were the five greatest players in NBA history, Frazier listed them as:

  1. Wilt Chamberlain
  2. Bill Russell
  3. Oscar Robertson
  4. Jerry West
  5. Michael Jordan

“Kareem Abdul Jabbar is in the next level with Magic (Johnson) and (Larry) Bird.”

On Jordan’s #5 ranking, “I respect Jordan, but he didn’t have to play against all of these great old school players. He played in an era where there wasn’t very many 7 foot centers. Plus the teams aren’t as good because of expansion.”

On Wilt being the top ranked player, “Wilt was the only player that the NBA had to change the rules for. There was no goaltending until Chamberlain was in the league. They widened the lanes from 6ft to 8ft because of Wilt’s dominance.”

On Kobe Bryant, “Hes right there with Michael (Jordan), he really has no weaknesses. He can shoot it, play defense, and is team-oriented.”

On LeBron James, “I was shocked he didn’t come to New York. I thought it would be the Knicks or he would go back to Cleveland. All he had to do was win once in New York and he’d be a hero. I am flabbergasted when players don’t want to come to New York. Now he’s in Miami with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh, but it’s not LeBron’s team. That Miami team has no chemistry. If they keep losing (Pat) Riley will come back to coaching soon. They have other problems too, they have nothing in the middle and they don’t have a bench.”

On playing in New York, “New York is not for everybody. The challenge of performing everyday is very difficult. What I like is that when you’re thriving they pay you all the kudos, so when you’re bad they bash you and that’s to be expected. The New York papers are funny when it’s not about you. I stop reading them when they’re getting on me.”

Anthony shows his NBA knowledge, “I liked Kareem in Airplane.” In which Clyde says, “You’d think Kareem would be a better actor. Even being in Hollywood all these years didn’t help him.”

Jimbo then referenced the Ron Artest vs. fans basketbrawl and asks Frazier if he ever wanted to go after an unruly fan, Clyde answered back with, “Fans no, but coaches yes. I wanted to do a ‘Sprewell’ on a coach way before Latrell Sprewell. Red Holzman would always get me so mad.”

Jimmy continues to give Clyde verbal bouquets on how great of a dresser he is and how much he is in shape (Homo). Clyde shows off his book, “Rockin’ Steady,” where he has an awful turtleneck shirt with a $20 gold chain, a silly hat, and a cape. Jimmy tells Clyde Frazier, not many people can pull off the cape. Probably only you and Elvis.”

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24 November

Eastside Dave Is The Worst Wedding Guest Ever

A wedding is a blessed event where two souls melt into each other in front of their loving family and supportive friends. The ceremony is full of love, joy, and hope. The one thing that you never want at your wedding is some asshat ruining your special moment.

At the very eloquent wedding of Opie & Anthony producer Erik “Erock/Sex Bagel” Nagel there was indeed such an asshat. Apparently Erock made an error in judgment when he invited the very lovable Eastside Dave McDonald to his beloved nuptials. Did I mention that there was an open bar at the wedding?

Apparently Dave was pretty well-behaved throughout the entire wedding with his only stunt being that he ate a large wad of wasabi on a dare from Gregg “Opie” Hughes and being instigated by “Primetime” Sam Roberts. ESD gladly accepted the challenge and once the spicy wasabi hit his tongue he shrieked so loud and at such a high-pitch that it sounded like he was getting his nuts crushed in a vice.
At the end of the wedding Davey Mac was allowed to sing a song to close out the splendid night. His ditty was “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses, however he started singing a special modified “Welcome to the Jungle” Nagel-tastic intro.

I’m sure ESD tipped a few adult beverages at the open bar of the wedding, plus he most likely had a bit of the Tito’s handmade vodka before the wedding. The alcohol may have caused Dave to forget some of the lyrics or maybe he remixed the song with new lyrics such as, “she’s got eyes of a wooden train.”

During the song ESD decides he’s going to throw chairs like he’s Bam Bam Bigelow.

The one thing you should never have to do at your own wedding is put out fires. Well that’s just what Er0ck found himself doing. Dave livened things up by taking candles and placing them under tables near the linen (which I absolutely think is hilarious, especially since it wasn’t my wedding). I’m just happy that ESD didn’t breathe on that candle or all of Hoboken would have gone up in flames.

(Notice we went this entire article without any “Erock is a fatso” jokes like, “I thought it was illegal for beluga whales to marry human beings?” And there wasn’t one mention of how I thought I felt an earthquake on Friday night, which may have been caused by what Sex Bagel did at the :43 mark of the video.)

Congratulations to Erock and his lovely bride!

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22 November

The Situation Tells Opie And Anthony That He’s Been With 10 Women At One Time And Hints At 4th Season Of Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore star The Situation was on the Opie And Anthony Show this morning to promote his book, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. The interview started off with a bang, when comedian Rich Vos, star of hit shows such as Last Comic Standing and The Goldbergs, tried to bond with the Jersey Shore star by telling a story about losing his virginity in a minute and a half in Seaside, NJ with a inebriated, comatose girl. Talk about an icebreaker.

Jim Norton asks The Situation if he’s ever “gone pigging,” he responds by saying, “The Situation doesn’t do fat chicks. I’ve had friends that have tried it only to see what it was like. I have heard that sex with ‘grenades’ is good because they try harder.”

Jimmy doesn’t know what a “grenade” is, Vos tells him it’s what he does on stage. ZING!

The Situation talks about his past as a mortgage broker with no money, no house, and no job. When he was unemployed his parents were recommending that he become a cop, fireman, or go into the Navy.

That’s when a lady friend of Mike Sorrentino urged him to go into modeling.

Vos interrupts to tell Mike that he has nice fingernails. No homo.

The Situation continues his story on how he was an underwear model, but didn’t get paid. That’s when he focused on getting into television. He went on a casting call for a VH1 pilot, that MTV later picked up and became the now infamous “Jersey Shore.”

Opie and Anthony then delve into the Jersey Shore transvestite controversy. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is upset that The Situation used the dreaded “T” word, “tranny,” in an episode of Jersey Shore. And to think I thought “shim” was the mean word and “tranny” was the fun and cheeky term. MTV has since issued an apology, but it didn’t seem that The Situation was too remorseful by the looks of his over-usage and justified use of the word “it.”

“There was a girl in the club, or whatever it was, and we had a couple of drinks. I didn’t hook up with it, I didn’t take it home, just had a conversation. I thought it was decent looking at the time. There is no guarantee that the specific person was what it says it was.”

When I’m in a “situation” (see what I did there) where I am not sure of the gender of the person I am trying to bed, I first look for the Adam’s Apple. If I’m still unsure, then I just do a Crocodile Dundee and grab the thing’s groin and feel around for crotch luggage. That usually solves the issue right there and then (except if you’re in Brazil).

The Situation went on to say that he had “a friend” in a similar pre”dick”ament. “I had a best friend in a very similar situation. I was like 22-years-old in Seaside and my friend sees a “girl” he likes and he tells me, ‘I’m gona go get that.’ He starts making out with this African American person. And it turns out she wasn’t who she seemed to be.”

Jim Norton admits that he has enjoyed the company of the transgendered before, but the hardest part is when you’re making out with him and someone yells to you, “She’s a tranny!” and you have to pretend that you didn’t know he was a man.

Opie and Anthony display their impressive interviewing skills, by asking The Situation the tough question that no other media personalities will ask, “Were you ever with a girl with a stinky vagina?” Sorrentino responds that he really hasn’t ever encountered that dilemma.

Comedian Jim Norton asks Sorrentino what’s the most girls that he’s had at one time,

“A couple of weeks after the show first started I had 10 girls after an appearance. Now I’m willing, but I’m not Superman. In this situation you have to start eliminating them. I took the prettiest girl into the room, and she recommended that we get rid of three girls because they weren’t that hot. Now there’s six girls, I was baffled, three girls on one side, three girls on the other side arguing who’s going to be with me. Then they were arguing on what place they would be, who wanted to start and who wanted to finish. We organized what they wanted to do, and I started with three. I have security at the door of my room and they take the girls’ phones at the door. One girl was slick, and snuck a phone in. I was just about to do something with another girl and she busted out her camera phone. That girl was eliminated with her two friends for having a camera phone. Girls have told me that they’ve been offered $10,000 to get a video with me.”

The Situation is asked if he will do a sex tape, “No need for a sex tape. I’ve got money right now and everything is going good.”

Mike Sorrentino on the South Park episode that poked fun of the Jersey Shore culture, “I thought it was hilarious.”

Sorrentino said that talks to Pauly D and Snooki via email and text.

When asked if there was jealousy from the less popular cast members, Mike responded, “As far as i know, no.”

O&A ask to see if Mike’s abs are as good as the pouch of Rich Vos, “I’ve stopped showing my abs. If I show them every time out, the product is cheapened. I only show them on the show or magazines. I wanna show people that I have talent and I’m a businessman. I have a protein-infused vodka called “Devotion, protein-infused vodka, my book, and soon a clothing line, which is called DILLIGAF (“Do I Look Like I Give A F***?”).”

Sorrentino hinted that a 4th season is possible, and that it would be “somewhere exotic.”

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5 November

Uncensored Photo Of Australian Rugby Player, Joel Monaghan Getting A Blowjob From A Dog

Meet Joel Monaghan, Australian rugby player and exuberant dog lover. When Monaghan isn’t giving bone-crushing hits on the rugby field, he enjoys having his cock used as a chew toy by dogs. Do you think Jim Norton is ecstatic that he finally gets to use all his peanut butter and oven mitts jokes? Do you think that Joel Monaghan AKA ole milk bone dick enjoys the movie, “Must Love Dogs?”

Joel blamed his zoophilia on being drunk and had his manager issue a statement. You can check out Monaghan’s public apology on TedWilliamsHead.com.

Hopefully this dog had the common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

I’ve gotten blackout drunk more times than I can remember, but not once did I sexually assault a dog, a couple of gerbils, but never, never a dog.

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4 November

Opie And Anthony Sign 2-Year Contract With Sirius

Cancel your plans to have a satellite radio bonfire because Opie & Anthony have officially re-signed with Sirius XM Radio. The radio superstars announced a 2-year deal on their show today. Sirius was savvy enough to recognize the importance of the radio duo and realized that if they did not re-sign them there would be a mass exodus from Sirius. The satellite radio company also secured a fail-safe in the event that Howard Stern leaves Sirius. For the last two years Stern has been threatening to leave Sirius when his contract ends at the end of the year. Howard robbed Sirius blind when he signed the infamous 5-year $500 million contract, but now Sirius doesn’t have the financial flexibility to overpay the once prominent radio shock jock.

The value of Opie and Anthony’s new contract is said to be “about the same” as their original contract with XM.
Despite Sirius not treating O&A as well as XM did in the past, the radio luminaries will stay with Sirius. The contract definitely benefits both parties, Sirius retains the best edgy talk show in the world, and Opie And Anthony aren’t forced to do a crummy podcast from Anthony’s basement.
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1 October

Opie And Anthony Sign New Deal With Sirius?

Orbitcast.com has a screen shot of the Opie & Anthony Pal Talk room where Anthony Cumia confirmed that O&A have resigned with Sirius XM Radio.  Anthony goes by the name of  “opant” on the chat room and he messaged, “We signed.” There were rumors circulating that the superior radio duo had signed a 5-year deal with Sirius over the past two days. No signing has been confirmed yet, and it’s also possible that Anthony was merely drunk IM’ing or someone snuck into his house, stole some money and then was using his computer while Ant was blacked out.

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30 September

Greg Giraldo’s Greatest Moments

Greg Giraldo will forever be remembered as a comic genius. His blunt, in-your-face style was respected by fellow comics and critics alike. His edgy, honest comedy made him the perfect comedian comedy roasts. He was probably the greatest comedic roaster of our generation. Please enjoy the following video clips of the late, great Greg Giraldo…

Greg Giraldo’s Stand-Up On 9/11 Bachorlette

Greg Giraldo’s Stand-Up On Drugs And Drinking Is Wasted On The Youth.

Greg Giraldo Gets A Prostate Exam On His Show On Comedy Central, “The Greg Giraldo Show.”

Greg Giraldo Goes To A Gay Expo On “The Greg Giraldo Show.”

Greg Giraldo On The Larry The Cable Guy Roast.

“I’ve never roasted a fake character before. Maybe next year we can roast Spongebob Squarepants.”

Greg Giraldo On The Cheech And Chong Roast.

Giraldo on Wilmer Valderrama, “You’re so gay, you fucked Lindsay Lohan gay.”

Greg Giraldo On The David Hasselhoff Roast.

“Hasselhoff, you’re such a drunk, that when alcohol does it’s taxes, it lists you as a dependent.”

Greg Giraldo On The Pam Anderson Roast.

“Pam, you’re a vegetarian, but you have no problem swallowing a moose cock.”

Greg Giraldo On The Joan Rivers Roast.

“Robin Quivers you look like a syrup bottle.”

Greg Giraldo On The Flava Flav Roast.

“Carrot Top you look retarded. How did you find a plastic surgeon who could add a chromosome?”

Greg Giraldo On The Classic Show, “Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn.”

“Do you know how short you have to be to have a Napoleon Complex in North Korea.”

Greg Giraldo Teamed Up With Musical Group Lazyboy To Produce This Spoken Word Song Named, “Underwear Goes Inside Pants.”

Greg Giraldo And His “Gay Muscles” In The Hilarious Animated Series, “Shorties Watchin’ Shorties,”

Greg Rips Into An Old Man With A Beard In Jamaica.

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30 September

Opie Wonka

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14 September
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